Saturday, May 21, 2011

Dance with your hands above your head like Jesus said

(quick note: hello to everyone / the little monsters who have googled the lyrics to Lady Gaga's Bloody Mary [there's been a huge influx of the lyric as a search term directing here].  No such luck here, just a title.  Great song though!  My fav, actually)

What is this rapture business?  Apparently the world is coming to an end at 6:00pm today.  Wait: in what time-zone?

I thought I'd be a lot more terrified about an impending apocalypse.  The idea of natural disasters frightens me to no end and after the movie 2012 I've only come to expect that the end of the world will be due to hurricanes, explosions, and John Cusack's poor acting.   To be honest the idea of 2012 makes me uncomfortable, though not entirely because I believe it (much like I don't believe the shit I'm hearing about my demise coming in just eight hours.. that is, if the rapture is happening in Eastern Standard Time) - instead I'm afraid of the massive amount of hysteria on the day before (I guess that makes is December 20th, 2012), what with believers going psychotic amongst other scary acts of panic.  I don't feel any of that fear about today: all I can think to myself is bogus, bogus, bogus.

Ah well.   If it is, it is.   Luckily I'll be dying having heard Born This Way.  Too bad I'll be missing X-Men: First Class and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II..

I'll be spending my day listening to Judas on repeat until I burst into flames.

1 comment:

  1. Personally i do not believe in this 2012 shit. I mean, i atleast do not believe that the world will be destroyed. Something will happen on that day, man made or natural.
    Dec 20th will indeed be the day when people will run like ants for shelter :P waiting for that day!!