So! There's a transformer in my head, and it's going on and on and I'm like trasnformer, stop it, please, I'd like my beautiful sleeping time. Transformers, robot in disgusie.
My friends amnd I desiced to go to a clubbish shit thing above a Philty McNasty's resurtant in here, and like we got there and there were around five opeple tjere so it was no fun. But before we even left I had like 2/3s of a 26er of rum and a few beers, but by a few I mean 4, and a shot of absnithe. I'm ready to goooo, THERE WAS NOBODY THERE EXCEPT SOME LEATHER COUCHES THAT LOOKED LIKE GUIDOS AND SNOOKI.
I think.. I odn't kmow. Yhis is horrifyingly horrific and I'll regret dis chit in the morning but whateva! I had a good time dancing on an empty daince floor. Mehheh
To the h8ers: rofl
I hate you, and I'm like, my sister is trying to sleep but I'm hollering everywhere and if I'm able to find my Scream costume I feel like I might scare her in the night. SHHHHH weeping the fountain of eternal youth. Be young, be free, be immortal, highway unicorn
- There were Transformers in my head. Hopefully it was Optimus Prime..
- The couches at the club I was at looked like Snooki. (!?)
- I'm devious, though thoroughly inspirational.