Confessions of a paranoid neurotic

I have a ton of quirks and weird habits.  Some with reason, some just too strange to look into.

• I can only get in my bed from the left side.  If I don't... something doesn't seem right.
• Every time I go into the bathroom upstairs I need to pull open the shower curtains to make sure that there's nobody there.  I think it stemmed from seeing that movie Thir13en Ghosts, since there was that one naked ghost who had Exorcist-like cuts all over her body and who hung out in a bloody bathtub.  That's irrational, she doesn't exist.  But murderers do.  Therefore I check the bathtub.  At any hour of the day.
• The first day of class is always the most crucial: the way that I write my notes that day will set the norm for how I write them the rest of the semester.  If I write important terms in red capitals, I write important terms in red capitals all semester.  If I use dots (like this list) this is how I do it all semester.  It's very stressful.
• I don't do well with spontaneous plans, I much prefer to know exactly what'll happen.  Being friends with the people I am have got me to loosen up with my spontaneity.
• Like any other obsessive compulsive, I hate when my food touches on my plate.  I eat the simplest forms of food with the least mix and mash of ingredients.  Hamburgers from McDonald's?  Plain.  Nothing.  No condiments, no lettuce, nothing.
• I can't fall asleep unless my closet doors are closed.  An axe murderer could be in there, you know.
• This one is.. very, very morbid.  When my parents (or anyone) say that they're going out for an hour and end up being out for longer, I immediately think that there's been a horrible accident and that the police haven't been able to contact me.  I logged "Home" as a contact in my blackberry just in case that ever happened to me.

I'm crazy.